You can thank me later Rats! And you can thank me with items that require the use of this hammer! Hahaha!!!
Monday, May 12, 2008
The newest addition to the Rat Patrol toolbox!
You can thank me later Rats! And you can thank me with items that require the use of this hammer! Hahaha!!!
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
A Schloppy ride to welcome Schloppy!
The newest Rat, Schloppy Whaxoff writes:
"Funnily enough I managed to ride home, not sure how. Thanks for gutter searching though!
You guessed correct, the rat infestation didn't go down very well, bit of smoothing over to do there still. I hear a later 2am wake up call by some bag hunters was a part of the problem...
Thanks again, I will email some photos soon! There is evidence in there of Limp's attack from the tree...
Schloppy"
Yes, Rat Patrol Oz has done it again. It's a bit of a phenomenon. How else does a party in the 'burbs go from nearly over, to bursting at the seams with a drunken horde? You couldn't drive the horde, cause you're all too p!ssed. If you arrived in cabs you'd arrive in dribs and drabs. Aaah the humble bicycle and drinking go so well together. Just don't forget your bag and then go pounding on the door to get it back in the wee hours of the morning! And watch out for those low branches eh Limp?
T'was a memoriable ride characterised by Two Hump's mystery juice that both hydrated and dehydrated at the same time (awesome), multiple safety stops when Schloppy was too drunk to actually ride, trying to get a potential rat name in edgeways to the conversation, and gate crashing a number of parties along the way! Great naming!
Welcome Schloppy Whaxoff!
"Funnily enough I managed to ride home, not sure how. Thanks for gutter searching though!
You guessed correct, the rat infestation didn't go down very well, bit of smoothing over to do there still. I hear a later 2am wake up call by some bag hunters was a part of the problem...
Thanks again, I will email some photos soon! There is evidence in there of Limp's attack from the tree...
Schloppy"
Yes, Rat Patrol Oz has done it again. It's a bit of a phenomenon. How else does a party in the 'burbs go from nearly over, to bursting at the seams with a drunken horde? You couldn't drive the horde, cause you're all too p!ssed. If you arrived in cabs you'd arrive in dribs and drabs. Aaah the humble bicycle and drinking go so well together. Just don't forget your bag and then go pounding on the door to get it back in the wee hours of the morning! And watch out for those low branches eh Limp?
T'was a memoriable ride characterised by Two Hump's mystery juice that both hydrated and dehydrated at the same time (awesome), multiple safety stops when Schloppy was too drunk to actually ride, trying to get a potential rat name in edgeways to the conversation, and gate crashing a number of parties along the way! Great naming!
Welcome Schloppy Whaxoff!
Impale This!
Nancy Porker's new ride loves to carve through pedestrians at high speed. The rider is protected by the Impala-esk handlebars, which deflect pedestrians out of the way.
She's a sleek machine, low, reduced reduced wind resistance so she's faaaast! Steering is fingerlight, and you can take your hands off the bars quite comfortably.
Additions yet to come - detachable granny kart backrest. Stubbie holder. BBQ attachment for the inverted drop-outs on the impaler section up front.
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